Bunco Babes Gone Wild by Maria Geraci Berkley Trade, $14.00, 316 pages
Bunco Babes comes disguised as a Jennifer Weiner-like chick-lit novel. Like Weiner’s Best Friends Forever, it starts off jerky and disjointed before changing gears and offering the promise of a good story. But in Babes this preface is just a façade, as the story degrades into a sex romp with characters having sex in near-public places. The story is supposedly about Georgia, whose divorced boss/boyfriend does not want to commit to her so she runs off to Florida to lick her wounds – among other things – at her sister’s house. There she runs into a Latin hunk (“Mr. Hunky” to her and her sister’s friends), whose chest muscles are always heaving.
Eventually Georgia begins to forget her ex-employer as she has sex in an exhibit hall closet with Mr. Hunky while hundreds of guests attend a public function. Author Geraci supposedly warrants a pat on the back for ensuring that her Mr. Hunky uses a condom while jumping on Georgia; he’s a so-called “safe driver.”
Our mothers and aunts read racy novels like those written by Harold Robbins. The Carpetbaggers would be considered to be of National Book Award quality when compared to the ultra-trashy Babes.
Reprinted courtesy of San Francisco Book Review.
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Skeleton Hill: An Inspector Peter Diamond Investigation by Peter Lovesey
Peter Diamond, head of the criminal investigations division (CID) for the city of Bath, England stars in this, the tenth book in the British detective series written by Peter Lovesey. The first few chapters are devoted to setting the stage for a most enjoyable hunt for the facts needed to solve two mysterious murders. There are two deaths to be investigated - which initially seemed to be unrelated – that were separated by about twenty years. The first involves a skeleton found in the roots of a landmark tree and the other turns up in a nearby graveyard in a pool of blood.
The mystery opens with a reenactment of a 1643 battle during the Civil War (not ours, theirs) at Lansdown above the city of Bath. Although the story develops methodically, the reader would be wise to take notes and prepare for what accelerates into a mad dash for the finish line. Along the way we’re treated to some strictly English terms and eccentricities with a generous side order of correct local history. All of this serves to make the book feel like a vacation/field trip combined with a really good game of Clue.
Author Lovesey provides the reader with a full array of suspects, red herrings and human foibles that add up to a very enjoyable read. This reviewer looks forward to reading the nine other books by Lovesey that preceded Skeleton Hill.
Highly recommended.
Review by Ruta Arellano. A review copy of Skeleton Hill was provided by Soho Press. This book is also available as a Kindle Edition download from Amazon.
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I’m coming home again, home again / And I hear you calling me home again / I am coming home again Peter Gabriel
When the dead are done with the living, the living can go on to other things. Alice Sebold
The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
So here is what we know about The Lovely Bones, a novel by Alice Sebold. It was first published in 2002 and took seven full years to gain some traction. Then it belatedly became a best-seller in book form and was made into a relatively successful film. Some claim that the unique story was first recognized by young adults who gravitated toward the tale of a young woman who was killed by a serial murderer; a girl who monitors the search for her killer from heaven, while also monitoring the activities of her father, mother, maternal grandmother and sister.
Sebold herself has indicated that she wrote the story in order to give life to the invisible victims, the young long-haired women, killed by serial killers like Ted Bundy. We also know, by a quick glance at a few websites where readers can post their comments, that most readers seem to experience either a love or hate relationship with this novel. Which makes me different, I suppose… I didn’t find The Lovely Bones to be one of the best stories I’ve read nor one of the worst. I would not assign it an A or an F but, if placed on a polygraph, I’d give it – at best – a C+ to B- grade.
Much credit goes to Sebold for fashioning a unique story that starts off so, well, so tragically. We feel the death of Susie Salmon and take it personally. More than anything, we want justice and revenge. We want to see her killer, Mr. Harvey, captured and punished and this is why we keep reading. And this is where the problems begin. After such a great start, the story seems to plod along for chapter after chapter.
As with the twins in Audrey Niffenegger’s Her Fearful Symmetry, ghosts are real in Sebold’s novel. They appear to the living “like an unexplained breeze,” or an image that’s there for just a second. But I wished so very much that this story – which at its end still felt like the skeleton of a story – had been written by Niffenegger who would have added flesh and blood. Perhaps the biggest flaw with Bones is that the villain eventually meets, or is given, justice in an artificial manner that comes off as totally fake… It won’t be disclosed here, but it’s an inside joke on something that occurs earlier in the telling, something juvenile.
Sebold’s strength is in creating an artificial world, if not a universe, in which the living and the dead miss each other. She uses her story to assure us that life goes on (even in death), that love conquers all, and that unless we move forward each day, “Life is a perpetual yesterday for us.” Yet, I doubt that I would purchase another work by this author and (based on the audio excerpts I’ve heard) I would certainly not be interested in reading The Almost Moon.
This review is based on the unabridged 10.5 hour audiobook (9 CD) version of The Lovely Bones ($19.98 U.S./ $24.98 Canada), read by the author and purchased by the reviewer.
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Risk: A Novel by Colin Harrison
Risk is a crime novel, it might be said, that is not what it purports to be. It is the story of one George Young, a lawyer at an insurance firm, who is asked to solve a mystery. The mystery has to do with how and why the son of the firm’s late founder was killed in an apparent accident in New York City. Young feels that he owes his good fortune in life to the late Mr. Corbett who rescued him from a lackluster existence as a prosecutor. Therefore, he agrees to try to solve the mystery without a fee.
But Young is actually less a lawyer than an insurance fraud investigator, so investigating a suspicious death would appear to be right up his alley. Then there’s the fact that this is actually a 174-page novella, or a two-thirds scale novel. It often reads like a movie manuscript, quick with easy-to-visualize scenes and light on character development.
Risk would be a perfect book to read while commuting since the story is not too complex or demanding. Harrison’s style as an author calls forth James Scott Bell (Try Fear), who writes of crime and dark figures with tongue a bit in cheek. George Young, like Bell’s lead figure Ty Buchanan, plays investigator with a smirk and sometimes a joke. He’s a bit too relaxed to be real and would probably be played by a young Bruce Willis-type in a film version.
Come to think of it, the plot of Risk has some parallels to Try Fear, but we’ll put that aside… In the end, Risk was less satisfying for two reasons. First, the editing/proofing could have been better. It was unsettling to come across mixed tense sentences, as in this example: “All I wanted to do was go home and have dinner with Carol, maybe sit out on our balcony and drink some cheap wine while we ate. Usually I ask if she’s heard from our daughter, Rachel, who was in her first year of college then.” I think these sentences would have been correctly written as, “All I wanted to do back then was go home and have dinner with Carol… I usually asked my wife if she’d heard from our daughter Rachel, who was in her first year of college.”
More troubling was the implausible ending – a movie script cliché - which tied things up neatly but turned the tale into a shaggy dog story. I’d stay away from this one unless you’re the type of reader who enjoys chasing his or her own tail.
A review copy was supplied by Picador and Library Thing.
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A review of Risk, a novel by Colin Harrison.
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Lonely: Learning to Live with Solitude
In recent years, the memoir has shifted from the tell-all to the personal essay, and from there it has branched out into various forms of creative non-fiction: often beautiful me-centered takes on some aspect of the human condition that engage and instruct simultaneously. Emily White’s first book falls into this category. While Lonely’s narrative sticks pretty close to the trajectory of White’s personal journey, the book also draws on a wide range of research – from neuropsychology to social studies – in an attempt to bring a well-known yet frequently unacknowledged human experience out of the shadows.
White was born almost a decade later than her two sisters, and four years before her parents divorced. Although well-loved and cared for, much of her childhood was characterized by loneliness. However, the true depth of her isolation did not manifest itself until after she graduated from the University of Toronto law school (where she was happiest, surrounded by friends and kept busy) and started work as an environmental lawyer. A cluster of small factors in her life stirred up feelings of exclusion that worsened as the years went on. This extended period of chronic loneliness inspired her to research and write Lonely.
White corrects many widely held misconceptions about loneliness and the people who find themselves gripped by it. She points out that lonely people are not “needy” and thus somehow impaired. Unfortunately, as White attests, there are almost no ongoing scientific studies of loneliness, in sharp contrast to its media-friendly cousin, depression. Of the limited work that is being done on the subject, social neuroscientist John Cacioppo dominates the field. He points out that the experience of feeling socially isolated is not just sad, it’s dangerous. Dangerous because, from an evolutionary perspective, humans are social animals, and we need other people to survive – literally.
Although the condition is on the rise in our increasingly fragmented and migratory society, loneliness continues to be a source of shame. Perhaps White’s bravery in exposing her own heart and soul, and her skill in integrating these experiences with expert findings, will bring loneliness out of the shadows and into the light of public discourse at last.
This review was written by Louise Fabiani and is reprinted with the permission of Quill and Quire. This review appears in the March 2010 issue and can be viewed online at http://www.quillandquire.com/reviews/review.cfm?review_id=6762 . The book Lonely is being released in Canada this month by McClelland & Stewart.
Lonely will be released in the U.S. on March 9, 2010 by Harper Collins. We hope to secure a review copy in order to post our own review of this intriguing autobiography/survey book.
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Guardians of Being combines the words of Eckhart Tolle, author of The Power of Now and A New Earth, with the whimsical illustrations of Patrick McDonnell, the creator of the Mutts cartoons, in a heartwarming inspirational and joyful package. The Oprah Magazine has called the book “an inspired collaboration between spiritual teacher Tolle and comic strip artist McDonnell. A book to make you wiggle with joy.”
From the publisher: “More than a collection of witty and charming drawings, the marriage of Patrick McConnell’s art and Eckhart Tolle’s words conveys a profound love of animals, of humans, of all life-forms. Guardians of Being celebrates and reminds us of not only the oneness of all life but also the wonder and joy to be found in the present moment, amid the beauty we sometimes forget to notice all around us.”
This is a book to be treasured. The wisdom of the words, combined with the charming illustrations, make this a book to be savored, not just read. Browsing through this book is an almost meditative experience, and it will most definitely remind the reader about what really matters in life.
Two of my favorite quotes from the book are:
Everything natural – every flower, tree and animal – has important lessons to teach us if we would only stop, look, and listen.
Just watching an animal closely can take you out of your mind and bring you into the present moment, which is where the animal lives all the time – surrendered to life.
I have always believed that animals are amazing teachers. It’s nice to see that I’m in good company. Treat yourself to this book – and while you’re at it, pick one up for your closest friend.
This review was written by Ingrid King, author of Buckley’s Story: Lessons From a Feline Master Teacher. Buckley’s Story will be reviewed on this site in the near future. Thank you to Ingrid for allowing us to reprint her review. You can read more of her writings about very fine felines at http://consciouscat.net .
I love my cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau
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The Postmistress by Sarah Blake
The time is the years 1940 and 1941 and Americans are attempting to stay out of the conflict in Europe. President Franklin Roosevelt has pledged to keep American boys from dying in a new world war, but most Americans are well aware that he’s stalling for time. Hitler’s armies are invading countries throughout Europe and something is happening to hundreds of thousands of Jews. This is the setting for The Postmistress by Sarah Blake.
Blake tells the story of three women – three very different women with different personalities and needs. Iris is the postmistress of the title, a woman who is thorough and organized in everything she does. Iris takes pride in her discipline and in her preparation for all things. Although she’s lacking a suitor, she travels to Boston to see a doctor who will certify her virginity; she’s sure that some man will one day find this to be a factor in her favor.
Emma is a transplant to the east coast, a small and frail woman who lost her parents early in life. She wishes to have a new stable life with her physician-husband. But Emma’s husband feels the call to go to help the victims of the German bombing of London.
Frankie is the tough and ambitious radio reporter stationed in London working with Edward R. Murrow. She’s frustrated and wants to travel to find the “real story” of what is happening to the Jews. She wants to be the voice of truth, a human alarm bell.
Something happens to each of these characters in The Postmistress. Iris eventually wonders if she has placed duty to her job above simple human kindness. Letters and telegrams bearing bad news travel through her hands. Will the point come when she should show some mercy by withholding horrible news? Would it make a difference? Or would it place her in a position of arrogantly playing God?
Emma feels that she may lose everything, including a child on the way, if her husband places the needs of those in England above hers. It’s not America’s war, right? But then she may be powerless in the face of her husband’s desire to serve his fellow human beings.
Frankie becomes tired and devastated over what she observes in war-torn Europe. Hitler’s armies are on the march and the people in the U.S. who listen to her radio show seem to refuse to accept the truth – the truth that war is inevitable. Who else but American boys and men will save the world?
Whatever is coming does not just come… It is helped by people wilfully looking away. People who develop the habit of swallowing lies rather than the truth.
This novel tells us that stories get told when they need to be told – not before and not after. There’s not a good or bad time, simply the time. Blake does a marvelous job of transporting the reader back to the early 40s in polite, calm and reasoned language. Perhaps the best compliment that can be paid to The Postmistress is to say that when you read it, you will place yourself in that time and place. You will also ask yourself what you would have done in that time and under those circumstances.
Would you have sought delay as an isolationist (“It’s not our war.”)? Or would you have been one of those who said, “We’re going to have to go at some point, so why not now?” A simple question, perhaps, but the fate of the world – of freedom – literally depended on the answer.
This is an important story about normal people occupying a bigger-than-life stage. Blake tells it impressively and beautifully. The Postmistress is a story that you will be thinking about weeks and months later.
Sarah Blake displays an intelligence in the telling of the story that is, sadly, all too rare these days.
Highly recommended.
The Postmistress made me homesick for a time before I was even born. What’s remarkable, however, is how relevant the story is to our present day times. A beautifully written, thought-provoking novel that I’m telling everyone I know to read. Kathyrn Stockett, author of The Help.
A review copy was received from the publisher, Amy Einhorn Books. The Postmistress will be released on Tuesday, February 9, 2010.
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